Thanks to Banned in Hollywood -- the intrepid reporters who brought us detailed analysis of a questionable Disney Tarzan Toy -- I've now seen the creepiest Craigslist personal ad from a Green. Perhaps not Ever, but it's certainly Up There.
Dubbed "The Orient Express" by Banned is 22-year-old Perseus of Toronto, an engineering student who writes that he is a "dedicated Green party voter and staunchly opposed to the Conversative hordes dashing themselves against the impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city."
It's true things are different in Canada.
We also know that young Perseus is fond of discussing the meaning of life over a glass of wine, gaming and "delving into the myriad artistic realities of anime (the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior)."
We also know that Perseus likes Asian women. Only Asian women. Preferably of Japanese heritage, and who wear glasses, collect anime and have a "traditional ladies' education," whatever that is.
Oh, and be of petite build, but no "Paris Hilton bulimics," duh! See more here.
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