We have to start with the beer. We conducted a highly scientific study, which involved polling a group of twenty-something guys and asked, "What are the beverages we should look into for a Superbowl story?" We came back with a one-item list:
Food Fumble: If you consume six regular bottles of beer you have ingested 900 calories before eating a thing. To burn this beer off you'd have to play (not watch) 90 minutes of football.
Food MVP: Go for light beer and stick to one per quarter, or four per game. You'll be at 400 calories, half the "fumble" scenario.