Runner Up - No. 10
Jerry is just taking global warming too seriously.
- Tabitha Lehosky
Runner Up - No. 9
Ralph's been acting so weird ever since he saw "An Inconvenient Truth."
Runner Up - No. 8
I knew Oscar was a contributing factor to Global Warming.
Runner Up - No. 7
Oh no ... look ... he's taken to the bottle again.
- Eric Hall
Runner Up - No. 6
"Global Warming Survival Mode: Stan here thinks he's going to condition his body to warmer temperatures."
- Courtney Cardwell
Runner Up - No. 5
"You can always spot the tourists."
- Mark Smith
Runner Up - No. 4
Dave insists that "warm" is the new Black.
- Patricia Lynch
Runner Up - No. 3
That's one way to prepare for Global Warming!
- Janice Hitchcock
Runner Up - No. 2
I dunno ...that 'adaptation' fad just seems so premature to me ...
- Susan Bibbings