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Baby Bottle Poisons, Lead in Toys. What's Next for America's Kids?

Can Wal-Mart and Canada Embarrass the FDA into Finally Banning These Plastics?
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Limos at LAX: Richard Branson, General Motors Announce Hydrogen Fuel Cell Vehicle Pact

Branson: Without Alternative Fuel Development, Economy Could "Go Completely Out of Control"
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Greener Homes: New Products From The Builders Show

Green and Gorgeous: New Products from the NAHB Show
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Beef Recall: 7 Resolutions To Help Stop Animal Cruelty on Factory Farms

Easy ways to be a kinder carnivore starting today
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World Stock Markets in Free-Fall and Global Warming Initiatives

4 Ways It Could Tank the Environmental Movement
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Global Warming Media Coverage-Are Tim Russert and Wolf Blitzer Ignoring Climate Change?

Earth To Pundits: Why Only 24 Questions About The Environment?
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7 New Year's Resolutions That Factory Farm Animals Wish We'd Make

How to be a kinder carnivore in 2008
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PA Bans Milk Label for a Hormone Banned in Europe, Japan and Canada

Cow-veat Emptor the New "Label" for Milk Lovers in Keystone State
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Cheap, Dangerous Toys Bought with Expensive Credit Cards

The Irony Behind the Lead-Laced Toy Scandal
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Lead Paint in Baby Einstein Toy -- Oh, the Irony

Toy Named For a Genius Carries Brain Damaging Lead Paint
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10 Lead-Free Toys Made in USA

Toxic Chinese Toys Out...American Toys In
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Don't Tase Me, Bro. I Know Exactly How You Feel

Mr. Rodney "Can't We All Just Get Along" King, you've got company.

Meet Andrew Mayer, the attention-seeking John Kerry protester (people bother to protest John Kerry?) who this week achieved your degree of insta-immortality with his deeply eloquent "Don't Tase Me, Bro" screamed to the campus cops at the University of Florida. Oh yeah. We all know what he meant, and that's why "Don't tase me, Bro" is instant tee shirt and bumper sticker material.

People feel they're getting tased all the time. Here's what's tased me this week: Some of the Chinese toys Mattel was shippin' to toddlers were covered in paint with 11% lead, enough, according to NYC's Children's Hospital at Montifiore, to cause "substantial, severe lead poisoning."

Don't tase me, Bro.

There's a new prescription allergy spray advertised on TV and it actually says in small print right on the bottom of the screen words to the effect "We don't know exactly how this works." And you want me spraying this up my nose? And the FDA is OK with this?

Don't tase me, Bro.

There was scant news coverage of the bank run they just had in England. You know, a real life, Depression-style bank run with worried depositors lined up around the block waiting to get their money out. Seems with Britney bombing at the VMAs and OJ getting arrested and all, there was no air time left before the allergy ads came on.

Don't tase me bro.

How about you? Been tased lately?


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16 More Lead-free Toys Made in America

Parents Seek Alternatives To Lead-laced Toys Made in China
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OPEC and Peak Oil: Global Warming Ain't The Only Reason to Go Green

Conserving Energy Helps More Than Just Mother Earthread more >

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Dear Barbie: Time for a Little Chat with Your Bosses at Mattel About the Social Contract

Lead-Laced Toys Lead to More Recalls
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