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Reduce Your Environmental Impact When Flying

"Fly me to the moon and let me play (swing) among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars..."
~Bart Howard

Frank Sinatra brought the lyrics of "Fly me to the Moon" to life. It's one of those famous melodies in which mere mention instantly brings this air-bound tune to life.

You know how it goes...if you dream about it you'll recall the way the "Chairman of the Board" slurred words into personalized, memorable configurations masterfully paired with the sounds of saxophones, flutes, and drums in support of his elongated and punctuated crooning.

Much like Ol' Blue Eyes, you might not only sing about flying you might dream about flying as well...I do. While I'm dreaming, I imagine that I'm soaring through the night air lost somewhere between the moon and the stars, flying over my personal "Neverland" like Wendy, John and Michael from "Peter Pan."

When using Peter Pans' combination of "happy thoughts" and "fairy dust," apparently anyone can fly to Jupiter and Mars...even the unlikely duo of Amelia Earhart and Gene Simmons. Good thing, too. It seems that almost everyone, at some time or another, had wished they could fly.

Just look around -- our popular cultural landscape is littered with references to flying. There are those who swear to have seen flying saucers, super-spiritual flying nuns, the super-brave who wind-sail, hang glide, bungee jump and skydive, super-limber fingers that fly across a piano's keyboard, the super-paranoid who fear flying altogether (and for those who have no apparent fear of anything -- flying or otherwise -- we have "the mile high club"), and the Super Heroes of Marvel and DC Comics that can also fly.

The paintings of Marc Chagal are also filled with images of folks flying, feeling lighter than air, soaring...literally...imagining human flight vividly like an uncertain swimmer doing the back stroke in mid-air or as a kite-tail waltzing in the wind -- much like the vanished pilot Amelia Earhart and famed washed-up head-banger and lead rock-and-roller of the infamous band KISS, Gene Simmons.

Amelia and Gene share more than a coincidental date, August 25th. (They ironically also share music too...songwriter Jim Vallance wrote "Rock 'n Roll Hell" for Gene Simmons and "Amelia Earhart" for BTO -- that's Bachman Turner Overdrive). What they also share is a passion for flying.

As "Queen of the Air" Earhart became the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic (not once but twice!), was the number one female to receive the Distinguished Flying Cross and the first lady to fly non-stop from numerous destinations, breaking records all along the way. Feminist icon Amelia Earhart was a widely known international celebrity during her lifetime. Her bashful yet magnetic charm, courage, self-determined doggedness, composure and guts along with her disappearance have offered her lasting fame.

Bass guitarist and birthday-boy Gene Simmons led his rock band KISS to mega-stardom in the 70s and 80s with pyrotechnics, demonstrations of his over-generously proportioned tongue, his audacious self-delusions, profusions of fake blood, wacky costumes, all that goofy make-up and of course -- his never ending in-ability to disappear. But it's his soaring aerial choreography and stage flying that firmly connects him to Amelia Earhart. With his license to be outrageous the charismatically repellant, persistently agitated, and turbulently excitable (I'm imagining him "literally" breaking all of his own records.) Simmons is -- in my opinion -- the Yin to Earharts' Yang. They're total opposites with a passion for flight.

We all live in the modern world and from time to time it's necessary to fly. It's an exciting and convenient way to travel, though not the eco-friendliest. Either "flying to the moon" or to some other destination, we can all reduce the amount of waste produced in-air by passing on anything served in disposable packaging. Instead, pack your own reusable container filled with a beverage of your choice (which you'll probably have to buy after you pass through security), some healthy snacks from home stashed away in even more reusable containers and then deposit and recycle your own trash once you've landed.



How to Clean Paintbrushes

"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds." ~Mark Twain

I'm self-sufficient, and often (well...sometimes) independent. And yes, I've even painted a few fences in my day...scalloped, straight edged, dog-eared, flat top, French Gothic, wrought iron, and even the simpler traditional white picket variety.

In the event that you've never had the thrill of doing so yourself, it goes something like this -- in the blazing sun you stand at one end with a bucket of paint in one hand and a brush in the other, sighing, dipping your brush in the paint, sighing some more, dripping paint here and there, swiping the paint-filled brush up and down said fence, wiping the sweat from your brow, only to repeat this over and over, again and again, interminably from one boring end to the other -- wishing you were anywhere else, doing anything else.

Independent thinking is a rarity these days, but it's a bare necessity when hoping to see and act clearly. And clearly the independent and fast-thinking Tom Sawyer, the smart-aleck kid whose adventures were brought to life in the book by Mark Twain, made whitewashing his fence look like such a blast that he was able to dupe all his friends into doing the tedious job for him while he kicked-back, soaked in the sun and simply watched -- thereby delegating and declaring his independence from fence painting.

Independence Day, also known as The 4th of July, commemorates the 1776 event when our nation's founding fathers signed The Declaration of Independence -- a watershed of clarity in the history of democracy. So what better way to celebrate our nation's birthday than by pulling out all the stops with parades, patriotic displays, picnics, pyrotechnics and just about anything red, white and/or blue...including paint for fences.



How to Remove Oil Stains from Pavement

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." ~Helen Keller

There are folks who dare to go bare, those that challenge others with the dreaded double or triple-dog dare, goof-balls that gamble with the laws of nature and gravity by becoming stuntmen or daredevils, and yet even more who risk their dignity by playing the ever-embarrassing "Truth-or-Dare."

I'm sure everyone has played the well-known game at some time or another. But in the event that you haven't: the challenger begins by asking another player "Truth or Dare?" If the player answers, "Truth," then the challenger gets to ask the opponent an embarrassing question that's then answered truthfully in front of the other players. If, however, the questioned player answers, "Dare," then the challenging player gets to "dare" the opponent to do something ridiculous, stupid, embarrassing, or dangerous -- sort of the at-home version of the TV show "Jackass."

On Dare Day (always June 1) -- an annual occasion to be audacious -- take the initiative to confront your family, friends and colleagues with pranks, challenges, and silly antics to make this holiday especially daring. You might begin by daring a friend to draw a moustache on someone while they're sleeping, taunt the mailman to brush your teeth for you, provoke your cousin to lick the armpits of an acquaintance, defy your neighbor to drink tequila out of someone else's navel, urge your housekeeper to sport a toilet paper turban, goad your accountant to wear his underpants inside-out, or challenge your secretary to yodel.

Of course, "Truth of Dare" is only a game and should be done in the spirit of good fun. But in a more serious way, whether dared or daring or both, over the course of history/her-story, there have been individuals who have exhibited mind-blowing courage and true grit toward a variety of challenges. Luckily for us, their daring made a significant difference to society.



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Michael de Jong, the author of Clean: The Humble Art of Zen-Cleansing, is currently working on a companion series of books on food, body care, first aid and other topics. read full bio.
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