A reliable White House source sent us Santa Claus' letter replying to President Bush's Christmas wish list. As a public service, we're posting it in full:
Dear Mr. President:
I don't like having to put coal in anyone's stocking, especially these days. Even with the economy coughing and wheezing, the price of Appalachian coal is still $45 a ton higher on the spot market than it was at this time last year. My accounting elves keep sending me cross memos about blowing my coal budget.
Still, however, you may not leave me a choice. I have a stack of reports on my desk here at the North Pole workshop about some of the naughty actions that have come out of your administration in the last few weeks. I have an idea for you to make things right, but first, the bill of particulars.
First, there was that business of oil and gas drilling near national parks in Utah, including Dinosaur National Monument. Bringing noise, dust, traffic, and pollution threats to some of the most unspoiled scenic lands in America is not my idea of being a good boy.
You might be interested to know that a conservative Republican congressman named John Saylor fought tooth and nail to keep the Bureau of Reclamation from building a dam inside Dinosaur in the early 1950s. You could learn from his brand of conservatism, which equated conservation with patriotism.
National parks, Saylor said, are "an investment in health, recreation, education and in something as simple and profound as love of country love of the unique and wonderful natural fabric that is the foundation of America."
Then, there was the rule that ...


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